SWAMP REVIEW
Inaugural Issue
January 20, 2025
Amerika Most Resolutely and Most Wurmly Supports President Trump
President Trump, our great leader, once again had a good swim in the Patomic River, braving the wind and waves on January 2025. The sky over D.C. that day was bright and clear. Tens of thousands of people, ebullient with joy, thronged both banks of the river.
The happy news about President Trump's latest swim in the Patomic River soon spread a1l over D.C. Filled with great joy. the people of this triple city, men and women, and old and young, passed on the word:
“Our respected and beloved leader President Trump is so very healthy. This is the greatest happiness for the entire Amerika people and for the lizard people of the whole world!”
