Steal My Shit

photo of a swimming pool so colorized as to be abstract, circles, checks, uvula, bright red, blue, aqua

THIS PAGE IS NOT FINISHED YET BUT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DECIPHER THAT FOR YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE HOW INCOMPLETE IT IS BUT WTF WHO HAS TIME FOR ALL THIS?

If you love me, you'll buy everything I make in my artsy fartsy store. But since nobody loves me, I might as well make it easy for everyone to just take my shit without asking. (Please do not reach out with offers of love. I'm just peachy.)

I met Abbie Hoffman in Detroit during the summer of 1987. We met backstage after a performance of the San Francisco Mime Troupe's production of "The Mozamgola Caper." This was the trip where I got so lost coming home from a bar in the company truck, I pulled over and slept it off in the back. When I woke in the morning I was in bumfuck with no idea where bumfuck was. It was country. If you haven't been there, Detroit is a big and gnarly city. I should not have been surrounded by woods. This was about a hundred years before GPS, so I had to find a gas station, buy a map, and figure it out, which I did.

BTW, SFMT is maybe gonna have to cancel this summer's shows, so why don't you pitch in to help 'em out? Nobody does anything like what they do, and what they do is needed now.

Shit, this page is supposed to be about my shit (products), but I'm such a terrible capitalist, I'm rambling (not to mention letting you have my shit for free when it's for sale on my artsy fartsy store).

I make chapbooks, which is an artsy fartsy way of saying, "poetry zines." I also make photographs, wall art, digital art, stickers, noise, and actual books. My goal with this here page you're reading is to make it an archive— meaning, one place to list them all (eventually).

Books PDF

Books Printed

OK, so you can't steal print books from a website. But you can buy them with these links. Or you can just tell me you want one and I'll send it to you gratis. US only.

I'm supposed to add pictures and blurbs to make your desire for these go up, which I'll eventually get to. I'm pretty disorganized, and slow to get shit done. Ask Pam, who always jumps on shit. I put everything off until the last possible second.

pumiquat v1

pumiquat v2

(those are also available on amazon, but fuck them)

You Can Fix It, They Said (contains sexually explicit material, but only a little)

Paranoia - this is printed and I have a bunch of copies, but it's not available elsewhere at the moment. This is partly because it's an unauthorized translation, and a very bad one at that (but in a good way). Piva is dead, though, and I'm such a nobody, it'll probably be fine for me to sell this. Just lemme know and I'll send you one.

Stickers Print Yer Own

Stickers in Meat Space

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