Feb 27, 2026 1 min read

Mark A. Burghart, Secretary, Laura Kelly, Governor, Wish(es) You're Not to Exist, Your Credential Current is In Valid, Kansas, You Are You're Happy Birth Day to Your Identification is Not Your's

Mark A. Burghart, Secretary, Laura Kelly, Governor, Wish(es) You're Not to Exist, Your Credential Current is In Valid, Kansas, You Are You're Happy Birth Day to Your Identification is Not Your's

house substitutes
require kansas issue issuence issei
licenses and
identification cards
to reflect
the credential holder's sex
at birth
holder's sex holders
at inception
intended or otherwise

what does this mean for

you?

upon publication
this law in the kansas
you're kansas
credential will no
longer
be
valid
yours and you'z alone
a lone again

additionally if you please
note that legislature
did not include
a grace period
a period of grace
if your you're name is
grace period
dot dot dot
for updating
credentials you're
your
MANe

means that once
the law is
officially your current (electricity)
will be invalid
immediately, and
immediately, and
immediately, and
dit dit dit and
ad infinitum
you are may be a subject, to

additional penalties
if you are you're your
operating a vehicle
without a valid credential
penalties additional

what to do do
you said do do
you need to do you
pursuant to

this new law gender /
sex indication
on the face of your
on you're face
you are face current
credential
does not match your sex

assigned at birth you are directed to surrender

your current credential
to the kansas division
of you're you are vehicles
upon surrendering

you credential you
will be issued a
credential reflecting
the gender you're you are yours
identification
consistent statutory!!!
requireMANts

if you questions
regarding procedures obtaining
ill legally complaint credential
please please please me
the division of you're vehicles
your visit you are
local driver licensuous orifice

can your appeal this notice
you're a peel a pee l
yes
no no no!!!

if you believe your
this notice error
gender genderer genderee engendered endanger endangerously engaged endangered endigienous
your appeal
appeal rights
are available
however be advised
that the filing of an appeal
will not
dot dot dot
preserve you your validity
of you're current (elasticity)
credential associated
driving authority
for additional visiting
a dove exam station is (genital)
a veil able

we apologize for you
cause you're you
the inconvenience
is ours
punishable by you are
your fine you are jail

Eric Jennings
Eric Jennings
he/him, dilettante, writer, invocateur, noise-maker, accidental yogi and dabbler in patamysticism which is the spiritual branch of pataphysics
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